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My Patience Is a Myth Dragon Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Dragon T-Shirt, Grumpy Dragon Gildan Softstyle Unisex Tee

$16.18
Clothing sizes: XS
Gildan Colors: White
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

Legend says there was once some patience here. Nobody has seen it lately. Our “My Patience Is a Myth” tee features a grumpy green dragon with folded arms, an unimpressed stare, and smoke escaping his nostrils. Bold cream lettering and a rust-orange “MYTH” deliver the message before anyone asks one more question.

Made for dragon lovers, fantasy fans, and anyone whose patience has become the stuff of legends. It’s a fun everyday shirt or a humorous gift for that wonderfully sarcastic friend.

• Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt

• Classic crew neck and short sleeves

• Expressive green dragon with golden and rust-colored accents

• Bold statement lettering with a lightly distressed finish

• Available in White, Sand, Sport Grey, Gold, Military Green, Indigo Blue, Charcoal, and Royal

Please review the size chart and product information before ordering.

Mythical creature. Very real attitude.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste

- Durable DTG/DTF prints to keep the dragon artwork vibrant over time

- Ribbed crew neckline and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Fabric

Fabric

Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Warranty

Warranty

EU warranty - 2 years

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF sleeve prints

DTF sleeve prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

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Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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